A bit of this and a bit of that

A very successful real estate broker had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my commercial real estate office. All you have to do is [...]

Hmmmm … I’ve just come to the conclusion that I’m overweight because I eat too much. Well, ok, I knew that; but I’ve actually established a real pattern. When I eat out I put on a pound or two. When I don’t eat out for a couple of days, I can shed it. Which leads [...]