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    Published: November 25, 2009

    Image via Wikipedia It’s been some time since we had a joke on this blog, so here’s one that tickled me pink: The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer. So, the dealer telephoned Deacon Brown to ask why. “I’ll tell you why,” shouted Deacon Brown. “Our church [...]

    Published: August 22, 2009

    Here’s a joke I heard many moons ago that someone reminded me today. We haven’t had a joke on this blog for some time, so here goes: DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-oz. [...]

    Published: April 24, 2009

    Image via Wikipedia Right, we haven’t had a joke here for some time, so here’s one to keep you amused (it is Friday after all) A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting after putting on his lab coat and was feeling a bit guilty because [...]

    Published: February 10, 2009

    We haven’t had a joke on this blog in some time, so I thought it was time for something funny. Here we go: A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the [...]

    Published: January 21, 2009

    We haven’t had a joke here for some time, so here’s a lawyer joke dedicated to Leo: A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. “Tim, you be first,” she said. “What does your mother do all day?” Tim stood up and proudly said, “She’s a doctor.” “That’s wonderful. [...]

    Published: December 3, 2008

    We haven’t had a joke here in some time, so check out this thread … From: Niresh Regmi Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:35 a.m. To: Kyle Doyle Subject: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008 Hi Kyle, Please provide a medical certificate stating a valid reason for your sick leave on Thursday 21st 2008. Thank You [...]

    Published: October 23, 2008

    Ronald Reagan virus…………….Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. Mike Tyson virus…………………….Quits after one byte. Oprah Winfrey virus………………..Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB. Lorena Bobbit virus………………..Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy. Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus……….. Searches your hard drive for old files [...]

    Published: October 6, 2008

    A very successful real estate broker had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my commercial real estate office. All you have to do is [...]

    Published: September 20, 2008

    Here’s a great joke a friend of mine sent me a couple of days ago. A person checks into one of these Laughlin hotels for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the desk and say, “You’ve given me a room with no exit. How [...]

    Published: September 1, 2008

    I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, ‘The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you [...]

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