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    Published: October 6, 2008

    A very successful real estate broker had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my commercial real estate office. All you have to do is [...]

    Published: September 20, 2008

    Here’s a great joke a friend of mine sent me a couple of days ago.
    A person checks into one of these Laughlin hotels for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the desk and say, “You’ve given me a room with no exit. How do [...]

    Published: September 1, 2008

    I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, ‘The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you [...]

    Published: August 27, 2008

    Oil Change instructions for Women :

    Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.
    Drink a cup of coffee.
    15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.

    Money Spent
    Oil Change: $20.00
    Coffee: $1.00
    Total: $21.00
    ==========
    Oil Change instructions for Men :

    Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store [...]

    Published: August 26, 2008

    Effects of Alcohol
    After 6 beers

    After 2 glasses of wine
    After 2 bottles of wine ( Shared of course )
    After too many margaritas
    After 3 Kamikazes
    After 7 rum & cokes
    After 1 large purple haze
    After 3 martinis
    After 1 bottle of tequila

    Published: April 4, 2008

    Someone sent me this list of Windows Error Messages. You may not have seen them before but who knows, you may see them in the future.

    Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
    Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
    Press any key except… no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
    Bad command [...]

    Published: February 28, 2008

    We haven’t had a joke here in ages, so I thought I’d dig on up. It’s about boots and crocodiles. Enjoy:
    One day a blonde woman wants to look for some boots. She first saw some thigh high boots she liked, but then settled on a pair of crocodile boots. She asked for help but was [...]

    Published: February 19, 2008

    Following the previous post on lights, someone suggested I should decorate my house with these duck fader lights. While appealing, I don’t think they would be to everyone’s taste.
    Must ask The Joke Shop to start carrying these ..

    Published: February 17, 2008

    Thanks seem to have got a bit serious around here recently, so here’s a funny email someone sent me this week. Should put a smile on your face, especially if you’re dieting:
    Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
    A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… [...]

    Published: February 6, 2008

    *cackle* I have to get one of these shocking pens for the office. I keep finding myself lending pens to people and never getting them back. This way, I probably won’t be asked for a pen ever again .. at least not twice by the same person
    We used to play with these when [...]

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