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Fundamendatal Questions
Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouths closed? Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery!’? Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word? Why is a boxing ring square? Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips after you use it? Why is it necessary to nail…
Great quote of the day
Came across this today, so good I had to share: Some people are like Slinkies. They have no practical use whatsoever, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. Thanks to Marisa for putting a smile on my face! Tweet
Some Questions
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called ‘Poles,’ why aren’t people from Holland called ‘Holes?’ Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? If love is blind, why is…
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