A bit of this and a bit of that

Right, we haven’t had a joke here for some time, so here’s one to keep you amused (it is Friday after all)

A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting after putting on his lab coat and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn’t really ethical to screw one of his patients.

However, a little voice in his head said “Lots of other doctors have sex with their patients so its not like you’re the first…”.

This made the doctor feel a little bit better until still another voice in his head said, “… but they probably weren’t veterinarians“.