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  • Published: April 4, 2008

    Someone sent me this list of Windows Error Messages. You may not have seen them before but who knows, you may see them in the future.

    1. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
    2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
    3. Press any key except… no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
    4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
    5. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
    6. Windows message: “Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)”
    7. This is a message from God Gates: “Rebooting the world. Please log off.”
    8. To “shut down” your system, type “WIN”
    9. BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding.
    10. COFFEE.SYS missing… Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
    11. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
    12. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
    13. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
    14. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
    15. User Error: Replace user.
    16. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - “Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)”
    17. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.

    Can you think of any others?

    • Author: owen
    • Category: jokes

    1 comment so far

    1. Akhmad Guntar on 04.09.2008 | Link
    2. Press any key except… no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE! (what? reset button?)
      :lol: the computer is so smart! :mrgreen:

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