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We haven’t had a joke here in ages, so I thought I’d dig on up. It’s about boots and crocodiles. Enjoy:

One day a blonde woman wants to look for some boots. She first saw some thigh high boots she liked, but then settled on a pair of crocodile boots. She asked for help but was enraged by the high price. The store clerk refused to haggle so the blonde stomped out of the store saying:

“I’ll go get my own crocodile boots!”

The store clerk just ignored her.

A few days later the clerk was driving home and saw a blonde woman with a shotgun waist deep in swamp water and a 9 foot crocodile rushing toward her. At the last second she shoots and kills the crocodile and drags it on shore with several others. The clerk hears her say.-
“Damn!! This one isn’t wearing boots either!!!!”

*grin*. Hope you’re not blonde.