A bit of this and a bit of that

I’ve been searching so hard for puzzle pieces for PayPerPost’s most recent competition (the one for HP Camera puzzle pieces), that I ended up at The End Of The Internet!
There are some exclusive pieces out there, and in the hunt I almost Shutdown the Internet!
Enjoy the hunt!! Remember there’s some pieces on my other blog [...]

Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouths closed? Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery!’? Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word? Why is a boxing ring square? Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips after you use it? Why is it necessary to nail [...]

Arthur’s website is getting closer to launch. I added PhotoPress (a WordPress plugin to manage photo galleries) today as well as some photos to decorate the existing posts. In the meantime, Camille is working hard at getting some material in so it will be soon now, real soon!

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair all different colours - green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared. The young man said to him, ‘What’s the matter, old timer? Never done anything wild [...]

We had a party today to celebrate Arthur’s reaching his 1st birthday. We’ve actually already thrown him a birthday party in Malta, but this was for his UK friends.
Party was a smashing success. We had kids running around everywhere, but even the parents had a great time. Arthur seemed to really enjoy himself and [...]

*yawn* I’m totally pooped tonight. We’ve been sorting stuff out to throw a party for Arthur tomorrow. He’s been one a few days now, but we haven’t celebrated in the UK yet, so we’re throwing another party. Spent the day cleaning, shopping and chasing Arthur so his mum could also get some housework done.
Anyway, I’ll [...]

Came across this today, so good I had to share:
Some people are like Slinkies. They have no practical use whatsoever, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Thanks to Marisa for putting a smile on my face!

I went on a visit of the Astronomical Observatory here in the Isle of Man. The Isle of Man Astronomical Society have an observatory out near Foxdale and they organised a visit for the Douglas Round Table to go and take a look.
We had a talk about the history of the observatory and the astronomical society [...]

This weekend we’re having another party to celebrate Arthur’s 1st birthday, this time in the UK. We’re having some of his friends over, with parents, so it’s not going to be a big thing. Should be fun though. I’ll have to post some photos up for everyone to see.
The other thing I really, really need [...]

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk replies ‘Ain’t no use knocking, there’s no paper on this side either’.