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Yeay! It’s Christmas. I hope you all are having a great day, spending time with your family and overeating!
I love Xmas, do you ?

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver’s side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled [...]

A couple return from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom’s best man takes him aside and asks what is wrong.
‘Well,’ replied the man, ‘when we had finished making love on the first night, I got up to go to the bathroom and I put [...]

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.’
Kenny replied, ‘Well then, just give me my [...]

If God had intended for man to use the metric system, Jesus would have only had ten disciples!