Warm and Dry » Funny http://www.cutajar.net/camille Camille's Family Blog Fri, 20 May 2011 22:22:57 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Doctor Doctor http://www.cutajar.net/camille/2009/02/07/doctor-doctor/ http://www.cutajar.net/camille/2009/02/07/doctor-doctor/#comments Sat, 07 Feb 2009 22:04:47 +0000 Camille http://www.cutajar.net/camille/?p=571 In lieu of all the time spent at the doctors (and that will be spent) … here is a Doctor Joke!

A well-constructed lady went to the doctor complaining of vaginal dryness. She was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. “Doctor,” she replied shyly, “I just can`t undress in front of you.”

“All right,” said the physician, “I`ll flick off the high bay lights. You undress and tell me when you`re through.”

In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: “Doctor, I`ve undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?”

“Put them on the chair, on top of mine.”

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I wonder how long he will take to notice!!

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‘Three.’ he replied.

‘Oh come on !’ said another member of the group. ‘I heard six.’

‘Three…’ replied Dan ‘were echoes.’

]]> http://www.cutajar.net/camille/2008/12/05/golfing-echos/feed/ 0 Heard this recently… http://www.cutajar.net/camille/2008/12/03/heard-this-recently/ http://www.cutajar.net/camille/2008/12/03/heard-this-recently/#comments Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:00:50 +0000 Camille http://www.cutajar.net/camille/?p=500 Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl  was taken in by it all. The food, the wedding favors, the cake, the music. It set her thinking. She turned to her mother and asked,

‘Why is the bride dressed in white?’

‘Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life,’ her mother explained, keeping it simple.

The child thought for a moment and said, ‘So why is the groom wearing black?’

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Tiger Lily often slept in the shop window of The Joke Shop, and customers used to think she was a prop until she would decide to get up and walk off!! Needless to say she did get us lots of attention!! :)
Guess where Tiger Lily is?
Guess where Tiger Lily is?
Tiger Lily helps out at TJS
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Photos of Arthur up for grabs!!

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We had a family dental appointment and Arthur was so cute. He knew he was going to the Dentist and said that the Dentist was going to look into his mouth and pull out his teeth! He was so good too.

]]> http://www.cutajar.net/camille/2008/07/18/certificate/feed/ 0 Slim Fast & Miracle Grow http://www.cutajar.net/camille/2008/05/05/slim-fast-miracle-grow/ http://www.cutajar.net/camille/2008/05/05/slim-fast-miracle-grow/#comments Mon, 05 May 2008 19:12:34 +0000 Camille http://www.cutajar.net/camille/?p=284 One evening, a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife:
“Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt”.
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply could not let such comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
“What the Heck is this??” he said to himself, as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.
“April,” he hollered into the bathroon. “Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear??”.
She replied………”It is not talcum powder….It’s Miracle Grow“.
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Definately one to add to The Joke Shop
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