Warm and Dry

In lieu of all the time spent at the doctors (and that will be spent) … here is a Doctor Joke!

A well-constructed lady went to the doctor complaining of vaginal dryness. She was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. “Doctor,” she replied shyly, “I just can’t undress in front of you.”

“All right,” said the physician, “I’ll flick off the high bay lights. You undress and tell me when you’re through.”

In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: “Doctor, I’ve undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?”

“Put them on the chair, on top of mine.”

I am having fun today… I broke into Randolph‘s Blog… and claimed that all he wanted for Christmas was Lab Coats!! True he is finally in dentistry… but I know he would rather have chocolate or money… or even chocolate money over uni stuff!!

I wonder how long he will take to notice!!

Friend of Owen‘s named Dan hates to lose at golf. He was in a foursome when his ball landed in a sand trap. Hidden from view, they could hear him as he hacked away at the ball. When he finally drove it out with his Taylormade Drivers, and rejoined them, they asked him how many strokes that was.

‘Three.’ he replied.

‘Oh come on !’ said another member of the group. ‘I heard six.’

‘Three…’ replied Dan ‘were echoes.’

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl  was taken in by it all. The food, the wedding favors, the cake, the music. It set her thinking. She turned to her mother and asked,

‘Why is the bride dressed in white?’

‘Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life,’ her mother explained, keeping it simple.

The child thought for a moment and said, ‘So why is the groom wearing black?’

Well, after my photo of the squirrel, MysteryHK was inspired and wrote his own squirrelly post. I must say his inspiration put a big smile upon my face. His post is Muppet Show oriented and food oriented too… but go have a look… (not for the easily upset and offended!!)

Photos of Arthur up for grabs!!

Arthur received his duckling 2 certificate but I was expected to pay for it. Feels like it undermines the achievement. It is not like they could not have added to cost of the paper to the lessons. It really destroyed the moment.

We had a family dental appointment and Arthur was so cute. He knew he was going to the Dentist and said that the Dentist was going to look into his mouth and pull out his teeth! He was so good too.