Doctor Doctor
In lieu of all the time spent at the doctors (and that will be spent) … here is a Doctor Joke!
A well-constructed lady went to the doctor complaining of vaginal dryness. She was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. “Doctor,” she replied shyly, “I just can’t undress in front of you.”
“All right,” said the physician, “I’ll flick off the high bay lights. You undress and tell me when you’re through.”
In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: “Doctor, I’ve undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?”
“Put them on the chair, on top of mine.”