Golfing Echos
Friend of Owen‘s named Dan hates to lose at golf. He was in a foursome when his ball landed in a sand trap. Hidden from view, they could hear him as he hacked away at the ball. When he finally drove it out with his Taylormade Drivers, and rejoined them, they asked him how many strokes that was.
‘Three.’ he replied.
‘Oh come on !’ said another member of the group. ‘I heard six.’
‘Three…’ replied Dan ‘were echoes.’