Slim Fast & Miracle Grow
One evening, a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife:
“Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt”.
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply could not let such comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
“What the Heck is this??” he said to himself, as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.
“April,” he hollered into the bathroon. “Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear??”.
She replied………”It is not talcum powder….It’s Miracle Grow“.
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Definately one to add to The Joke Shop