10 Years ago today!

May 24th, 2008

Wow, Owen and I got engaged 10 years ago today. Isn’t that romantic. I remember playing a game, “where do you think you will be in 10 years time…”. I would have hoped to be here but I honestly cannot say that I could have envisioned life today the way it is.

Truthfully, I am living a better life than I could have ever hoped for. Thank you Owen for so many wonderful years together. May we have 10 times more!!

17 Years Ago

May 10th, 2008

I cannot believe it but it has been 17 years to the day since I left school. Doesn’t time fly. Would I go back to school? Believe it or not…. it is still a big NO!!

In all honestly I love my life now. Arthur is my life and he exceeds all expectations. :)

Slim Fast & Miracle Grow

May 5th, 2008
One evening, a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife:
“Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt”.
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply could not let such comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
“What the Heck is this??” he said to himself, as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.
“April,” he hollered into the bathroon. “Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear??”.
She replied………”It is not talcum powder….It’s Miracle Grow“.
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Definately one to add to The Joke Shop